denied the dynamite

usually when we have guest anchors on our show i feel very lukewarm to them. a lot of them i could care less about. but yesterday we had "napoleon dynamite" on and i missed him!!! sonofabitch! and i sooooooo wanted to ask if he recently acquired any new skills. you know, like drawing skills, computer hacking skills, nunchuck skills. also i wanted my very own liger drawing. or to maybe do a few glamour shots with him or something. damn damn damn.