musings from missed connections

a friend at work sent me this funny message he found on craigslist. so i started browsing their section called "missed connections" for something just as amusing; and there's some really funny shit there.

like these:

RE: I miss you and I'm horny - m4w
Reply to: 2004-09-21, 10:39AM PDT

I miss you too but I'm a dick. You were supposed to hate me by now. Why don't you? What do you see in me? I don't know if I can live up to it. Can I have some initials?

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July3rd Avalon Party - Cute college guy I made out with in back row - m4m - 30
Reply to: Date: 2004-09-21, 8:48AM PDT

I can't stop thinking about you! You were so cute. We met just passing each other by, both rolling. :) I had my shirt up over my shoulders, and white pants that were hanging low. Long brown hair. We then went upstairs to the far back row of benches. You undid your pants and let me slip my hand down them. The party ended though and you were going to come back to my place but we never ran into each other outside. If your reading this give me a reply. I'd LOVE to meet you again.

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Ralph's Sunset/Fuller 7pm cute blond with hella-cleavage - m4w - 26
Reply to: Date: 2004-09-21, 8:19AM PDT

You: Blonde.. think your hair might even have been wet. Cute, gigantic boobs falling out of your shirt. The lines were long so I'm sure I wasn't the only one staring at your chest. I had a hat on, we made eye contact for the couple seconds. I think there was even some smiling going on. It be cool to hear from ya!

HAHAHAHHAH these people are hilarious!

now i have something new to entertain myself with.